Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Me

Although I have made all of you believe that I enjoy nonsense, I am in fact the most by-the-book person you may meet. In the morning, I always wake up at 7:36 A.M. and eat 235 cheerios saturated in 1% Publix Brand Milk. After that I go for a 2.53 Mile walk, followed by a 2.45 Mile run, followed by a .23 mile sprint. This is my way of life. I sit with perfect posture. I never fidget in my seat and smiles are rare.

1 comment:

boliviangeuder said...

I know you wrote this a long time ago, but i had to comment on your words herein. not only are the last few lines fully deceitful, but also they are downright hilarious for me to imagine. If you ever sat straight up in your seat without fidgeting during one of my Spanish II classes, i think i would have passed out. I'm just saying. you're a liar and a funny man.