Fine silver, Japanese turtles, and Karma

"Repertoire!!!" Exclaimed the first baseman. Undeniable? Maybe. Excuse me while I bolster the level of my confidence by counting the prolific amount of Shekels and Denarii in the bosom and cradle of mankind. Plunging factoidal principles? ... not meant for tambourine playing monkeys. Indeed through this conundrum we may surmise through several methods of extrapolation that Paul Bunyan used cell phone towers for toothpicks. Whether or not the hissing cockroaches widdled their way through the Pentagon of Truth is dependent upon the amount of time it took for Bill Clinton's grilled cheese sandwich to be cooked. The pterodactyl's spawning period has Begun! Seize the power of its charge to our generation! Have you ever considered being less selfish... The pompous phantom of underwater charades. Imbibe...Imbibe.