Another random story "war"

Caleb (me): It was unbelievable... the orangutan just decided to file the tax return under the classification "Helicopter flavored peanuts"... those darned chapstick hoarders.
Mr. Geuder: Well, if it weren't for the frozen TV dinners, seventeen more pirates would have been left alone on stage to perform a Chinese language rendition of "Lobster Scales" without a single hockey puck in sight.
Caleb (me): Pertaining to the lost marshmallow shoebox: wasp. In case of emergency : Latitude. Zutilo, i missed one? Prince Henry the Navigator. Impossible missions (that is,: flax, mountaintop, sheep dance, mauled USB ports) , juggled by fretting box haulers, are being swept into the depths of the ocean of disgrace. Untie the bow ,and we will be reconciled to the truths of Bonshoop-pangst, which just happens to share the function and responsibility of Christmas Wreaths. By the way! Gnarled may be the hands of Nesquik, pero they y el aspiring trapeze artist (played by Judge Claude Frollo) have cleared their throats. Caskets are on sale at Wal-mart for 99 cents. Might want to hurry up. Retrospect - fertilizer^3 + Bangarang Peter^2 = Holy crap I ran out of aspirin to feed my goat.