Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Robbing the bank of the souls of mailmen

and in continuing with that point we must concur on common grounds pertaining to the syrup-saturated sponge. The Sciatic! I can't retrieve the code, mother, because its time to feed the Triceratops - so Stop pestering me with such colloquialisms as "I was shopping for hydrocodone ashes at the mall" or "The grilling machine wasn't purple; It merely projected a forcefield which gave off the impression of a violaceous shade. Oppurtunity WASTED. After winging the first test, Jonathan resolved never to undulate amidst the presence of Fascist Quakers or any form of estar,hacer,tener,or ser. Rent the property; do not merely chop off its complementary hilltop.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Look to your left and cry for 57 seconds

Whence thy bird of summer retreat to his abode clad in dew laden grass, swift and ominous breezes wilst then blow. Boink! Proper shade and miracle grow and your Iphone will be fine. Without these fine amenities the Iphone will most predictably urinate in its own pants, and cry out, "Mommmmyyy!!" . Wedding day : March 30th. May we all raise our hands and spin violently in circles, trusting that Greta Van Susteren will some day resurrect the Ideals held by those of the 15th century colonists aboard the Pinta and NiÑa. Null and void? Null and void. Pop in that old and crusty altoid.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Fine silver, Japanese turtles, and Karma

"Repertoire!!!" Exclaimed the first baseman. Undeniable? Maybe. Excuse me while I bolster the level of my confidence by counting the prolific amount of Shekels and Denarii in the bosom and cradle of mankind. Plunging factoidal principles? ... not meant for tambourine playing monkeys. Indeed through this conundrum we may surmise through several methods of extrapolation that Paul Bunyan used cell phone towers for toothpicks. Whether or not the hissing cockroaches widdled their way through the Pentagon of Truth is dependent upon the amount of time it took for Bill Clinton's grilled cheese sandwich to be cooked. The pterodactyl's spawning period has Begun! Seize the power of its charge to our generation! Have you ever considered being less selfish... The pompous phantom of underwater charades. Imbibe...Imbibe.

Sunday, July 1, 2007

5

Napsack. And when it begins, take your time; the grease left over from yesterdays inner city elementary school celebration day has not yet receded . Puddles remain in sporadic position throughout the zebra's quarters. We mus'n't perceive with our eyes. We must walk into this thing knowing that without a doubt, each grain of sand will turn into a helicopter armed with nuclear arsenal. Now thats dangerous. Lakehouses in missouri are depleting the supply of peanut butter in Australia. Impossible, you say? Yeah. Tell that to the wasp of iniquity. See what happens.

Pension

The bobby pin maker, Jabadoo , has a senior representative in Michael Popovich. He found Michael in the middle of a hurricane . As he was hunting a specific hurricane named Er, flying through the winds and rain, he spotted flocks of Ostriches mysteriously flying about. He at once surprised himself with a burp that sounded like Genesis 15:4 being recited. Los Angeles? On the totem pole is the emblem of the brotherhood: codename panda bear excursion team.