Thursday, February 9, 2017

Caroline Whatsapp Chronicles

If you're a carpenter you can attest to wood's ability to be morphed and shaped into any desirable figure. Some shapes are more difficult to widdle or saw but for the most part, a worker who is skilled in their craft can use techniques they've mastered over the course of years to accomplish what they need to accomplish. Some craftsman are even able to use sawdust to reconstitute old projects. Oak trees tend to have more shavings. They don't flow as easily. Some people believe that cedar is stubborn; therefore plows are used. Chisels notwithstanding, paper can be worked through nonplussed procedure tappers, agreeable only by the offended party. Would you be so rind to forage the angled fascia rumblesox: The umbrage of stained cable tumult and story of the century - - as if revealed turnicate frisk polkas carry gill stuck grill chunkers. Then we come to the denouement of climaxed fracas trolleys - aspirations denoting cranberry plunked sting hedges. Be careful when considering the mass grave edwinton boiler gadget bunkmates for being sequestered for malaise tree trunk mollies, in order to qualm mayonnaise free spunk Collies. Their fur is bundled all too frenetically for even the most seasoned and peppered hedge fund analcysts. Torpedo in sunset cloth to err on sides of fun, done, but Stunned cunning. Be the man, store its change. Clip the marsh; stake her David. Open whose pulp? Vilify my name. Read the prompt? Hoard my chads. Bum the caulk; breed stemmed pigeonholes. Transpire four sconces while tipping mild cases of V.B.S. withdrawals. I'm already through and through your best shot to finding success - BOTH HERE - and abroad. Notice line 5 §890 where I proceed to inquire of standards mastery reaching unprecedented throttle.
Ay, Bee, See, Dee, Ee, Eff, Jee, Aych, Eye, Jay, Kay - mulled butter Bouillon mixer tape jerk nape for necked simpleton Accretion stirrups - stock your capsule now and this will be the norm. Ever more, your Highness; the last call for behavior modification is now - and lost brinks garnish fender pool henderson Chiefs. What a thrill! I've been selected. This means that I now have a dilemma. Vacillate between smoked sausage link chains we break, or toggle Egyptian cotton thread count conventions until Milk becomes cow paste capable of cloning Mars inhabitants' Pineal glands, Ad Hominem. Ad HOMINEM. Take back your insult for fear of cadaverine bubble trump spruces. I'm more of a gimp guy. Gives all the proper talking heads a false sense of Identification with "Oh, I was a 4.0 in high school".


Friday, January 27, 2017

It's storytime, Richard.

It's storytime, Richard. We're ready, Richard. Times have changed, Richard. Are you still aching from all the sitting during the half time garage light superbowl show? Used to be my favorite and least expected imposition, now it's kind of making its way to floor eleven, where the children seek to.... mMmM-ELIMINATED! Or...once in a while THAT pain Richard gets in his lower back some nights. I can't vouch. Word on the street says it's not only legit, but the neck boil produces REAL pus. Not going to contest the weepers. There's already been enough emotion running through the bottle scrapers; I'll leave this up to the del Homme judges and they'll decide which electrode to denounce and which check to elevate to legendary status come Threevember. Over and out, church bells have sounded - you know that means we've gone too late - and - I'm overdue for stellar fungo practice. Isthmus backed in turmoil.

Eyes from high towers see both sides approaching; run and hide.

Taciturn bed rest monikers are finally making a comeback. They'd been dormant for a few decades, waiting in the wings for stale cedar shim Julep bumps to crimp upon arrival. We are, however, still waiting on word from the superintendent about the errant claim that all restitution for bobcat grease be run through P.R. queen and self described "Loyalist" , "Xpharma". She apparently has some enemies in the purple pill indusfried. Can't fault them for switching over to the deep fried modalities.

I can't remember if it was one or two bookmarks that signaled Cush entreaties, so I'll default to fomented combinations of weaponry-design cumberland-stromboli witch-cask pumps. K. I think I'm ready for my sponge bath lair chants.

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Spinnaker for your desire, old codger

Business is business, volunteered or not. Crustacean woes through geopolitical disaster. Curmudgeon paste notwithstanding, through and through we're largely inculcated with post modern, albeit trust fund vomit inducing rebel hardy tax fraud measures. If one spurns sprung springer sprints, I'm likely to return unabashedly as a thread wolf. (We don't talk about that relative anymore, Theresa Fräulein. Insurance is too high for even her majestic ghazal phenom. Char broiled, lemon nugget grief chips! Abcdefg can't get any easier for the 56 squadron leotard redistribution; hot wire the truth for each acceptable caulk fire. Unless you remove your hand from my thigh, I'm going to scream as if you only received a 5 dollar New york stock exchange gift card for Christmas. Please don't give me any attitude, Chaim. I'm already in debt up to my bandit crust and wool chrome is at an all time low. Bind all the terrace jugglet's - I ain't playin' no MO and thy kingdom will come on Earth as it is in heaven. Turtle shaped pause buttons bring in the new world order as long as you allow the whiteboard prophecies to christen bagel bite CEOS with fervor. 404 error, please invert 45 seconds for a nation.