Mapquest?

A bead of sweat fell from the head of the Beagle's nose as it was playing ping pong with one massive ember of Justice which was formed by 56 potatoes. This ember slightly resembled the normal paddle used in this fun sport, except its talons were shaved down to about the same length as the 432nd time Haverhill Boulevard's community Rooster Cockle doodle doo'ed. Unless you're going to eat it, just keep it inside the battlefield bag, so that Will Smith may truly see the meaning of the Yucatan Peninsula's flying quarks of impossibility. Dangle the pooridge in front of Jack the Ripper and of course he will offer you back a salami. I was barking when all of a sudden it snowed purple diamond encrusted turds. Wasp spray.