the monkey on the porch

...and of course this monkey had no fur. It had no fur, whatsoever. On its way to ACE hardware store, it remembered the phrase, "A good father always writes letters to Nickelodeon studios". This preceded him fogging up the windows of his Hummer from his gasps and grunts of anger and hatred for green post-it notes. "He comido! Le dijo. Quiero comida...no mas! " The funny thing was, this was not a Hispanic monkey. He simply lapsed into what we at the San Diego zoo call " Nullified garbage truck destroyer syndrome" . Common. In conclusion, the monkey's aunt found her purse, and her landlord was aptly recompensed for the misfortune.