ferFpo. Inside job of the century. Pinterest Junkie heaven, commence.

Tread upon steely waters, fender-bender mastadon man. Tour the country and come to rest so that each breadth of each hair can easily be detailed with butter knife precision. Heresy is awfully close to Hearsay, but  have completely different definitions. Compromise? Toast the mustache world record holders with their respective favorite condiment and call it a day. Won't have another chance; get it right before King Donut seals the deal with AMOCO - Pfft like thats even a registered cop-out in time for microwave season. What we need is a complete overhaul of protocol. Turn each standard upside down until we are left staring at the sky wondering why we haven't hit the ground yet. Ervington Harris ! Bereaved Tanagers spill henceforth , coming through the desperate , grasping fists of hobbit chasers like baked Gak. Spills all over the ground. No one to clean it up except some... janitor.... from floor eleven at the 120 year old dentist's office.