Death from Above: a memoir

Every so often, I like to just nibble on the corner of a cardboard box to let it know who's in charge. Don't ask me, 'cause that ship has sailed. A bird in foot is worth six in the sash case. Lord over the Harriet Tubman cream for sore and condescending cankles - you've already used over half of the tube. Remember that time when we jumped through the portal of sarcasm to the dimension of pain and suffering? Spaghettification ? Bull crap. Never trusting Tyson again. Unless.... we reconfigure all heroic histories to the same frequency: that of complete and utter Huey Lewis domination.

studs terkel would be proud

Creflo Dollar, are you here? I left my Glade plugged in and there's nobody to redden trespassers through monogamous retrofitting and sundry divebombs. Fresheners for fedoras, he seems to be the best we've ever seen. How is This information received in respect to thuggery,  when ardent films kill no hussy vinegar sticks? Beats me... beats wife. Finish assignment or end up in electric chair.

ferFpo. Inside job of the century. Pinterest Junkie heaven, commence.

Tread upon steely waters, fender-bender mastadon man. Tour the country and come to rest so that each breadth of each hair can easily be detailed with butter knife precision. Heresy is awfully close to Hearsay, but  have completely different definitions. Compromise? Toast the mustache world record holders with their respective favorite condiment and call it a day. Won't have another chance; get it right before King Donut seals the deal with AMOCO - Pfft like thats even a registered cop-out in time for microwave season. What we need is a complete overhaul of protocol. Turn each standard upside down until we are left staring at the sky wondering why we haven't hit the ground yet. Ervington Harris ! Bereaved Tanagers spill henceforth , coming through the desperate , grasping fists of hobbit chasers like baked Gak. Spills all over the ground. No one to clean it up except some... janitor.... from floor eleven at the 120 year old dentist's office.

For timbone fisher; the manifestation of the manifested manifesto

Jinny binny boo boo bronnald mcFronald shucker tripping gunder shockers holdin back smokin the fuschia diaper coefficients smolder! Run run run run run run kipper the friend, kipper befriend, befriend! befriend moses and therapeutic washburn gumball hushertons. Lisp crux . Montpelier swingset on wooden horticulturist soup. Hooray! Take out the grabbage , the amount of grabbed garbage. Paradoxical inceptions of vroom tasters all circling together for a brownie and s'more festival. FESTIVAL, right. FESTIVAL. Unbelievable assumptions. Nobody foresaw the Bunk protesters' cessation of jungle wafflehouse production.

THIS

Oh, and in compilation shall we

unite?

This is: my -.. heinous - albeit large.... point of view BUT!

Will

..it

permit?

Charred melancholy hoop earring ; mauling all that hear IF!

It..

comes.. to

Be?

And digression ]

wholly mine

thrills

cheap

thrills

entice?

Hurdle factory

Chaperone, my chaperone... Re: What is and what is not Kosher. I mean, temporarily forgetting Charlemagne necessitates bereaved bedwetting so poor conductors aren't the best catalyst for criss-cross opulence distributors. NO, this is the LAST time I will throttle the chromatin inception.

Athens doxology

Where do you find your inspiration? Where don't you lose your absentmindedness? Why haven't you brazenly set your face as flint, forgoing trellises whilst fixing brass fasteners to irreplaceable cowboy memorabilia. It's the grand opening of hogwash alley; Pier One imports has closed its doors forever and must rely on a new wave of waffle leaders to truly exemplify and exude exultations of exuberance, except effortlessly, ergo exercising extraneous exponential errands. Threefold, bearing heavily upon shoulder caverns, gumbo jailbird flasks levitating without appeasement or abashment, chuckling all the way down to the bank where its raining down a racemic mixture of ash and dish soap.