Sunday, August 3, 2008

Handmade portraits, quarter tricks, INVISIBLE RIDE! (Ghost Whippin' )

...its like wandering through the very concept of wandering. Filtering out make believe and reality, distinguishing them as seperate entities, you grope along as a man in the dark. Thread the yarn, grandmother. Delight in the exquisite sequins as you befall the throes of the underpassed Jedi mind trickers. Wheat thins here, wheat thins there. Wheat thins everywhere i can see. Grope blind man, but you're not blind - just a protective coat of high octane superfluous flubber cakes. Phnom Penh's got nothin on you Danny Boy, I've got the flute pipe charango in the bag. Tools for excommunication? Perhaps. Billfold mania sepulcher cheese? Absurd. Clutter each wedding vow with dust and seaweed. Seize proprietary function of the German armed forces. When will we confront this ever present conflict of wills? When will the nymph fairy oaf in the syrup generated raincoat fashion decease? Start making sense, why don't you! I'll pick up the tab this time, Ronny. You already scored three runs and Geronimo stole those RBI's out of your federal reserve tank. Grease it with some transmission fluid. Works like a charm when Kevin Spacey contacts Life-Alert.

1 comment:

boliviangeuder said...

Whilst meandering through the cornfields of destiny, the popcorn strung Christmas trees decline in popularity and grace. The aforementioned seaweed and dust perhaps have regarded each other as inevitable foes, but in the long run, both mentally and physiologically, they will become and shall forevermore remain cohorts in the act of stewardship! Tread not the grass, for it is the wellspring of life amongst the weeded and herbal plantations of the campus. Interwoven between the male cheerleaders of our society are the quasi-homophobic disciples of Ross Perot who are forever chasing rainbows in the literal sense and not the figurative sense (heretofor refering to the alternative lifestyles often attributed to male gymnasts and other limp-handed occupations).