Monday, April 5, 2010

Pilm me I'm limp, emulsifying surfactant butter-upping one-upping hipster; self-righteous vacillating cretin eater

If you are able to read this, I applaud your patience. Cullen Bear, oh cullen bear, where are you. Iwant to eat you. That is okay, I had tea already and I don't even have a penchant for drip drip here we go now to the loop stilts. Reinstated war mongers thresholding their way through the easiest labyrinth of all: Mickey Tettleton's coffin. Aghast, and at last atlas armed arbitrarily amongst asp anglers... another agrarian afterthought addresses an ardent artisan. KOOL NEWPORT MARLBRO VIRGINIA SLIMS AND . death. Braille. Figure it out.

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Basduna fercertyump credrexum wa tu Yilla vusa xero poonbuchan, Basduna cred wa xero poon la Burtersoppenzad. vcazuwalp fecawtnap vi zwoppen greshtucb? Hrefpombutten! Sxutypquast! (Bnerbungretensp)

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Welcome aboard the Bane Train - Riddle for the ages

I go places. I see them all. All but one place that I had seen had been seen by all. Most never stopped but all paused. Each person took the same amount of time to cross but some still walked at different paces. Spaces between each person never exceeded 10 feet, but fathom this: 1.666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666667. Where is the one place? "I know! I know! " The macaroni interjected. Thespian crunchwrap connoisseur: press on, press on , never give up, always surrender, never retreat.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Treadstone thriller

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  • Aye. Aggressive agreement after agrarian agitators asphyxiates agile and autistic auctioneers. Additional air and aeronautics auditors aerate abscessed ash axes... AAArrrgh another antler abstaining and allocating... Mush , stop. Irritants they are; since fritter critters expired, i haven't been able to find the time to study for my B.U.N.T. exam - which covers the strenuous Breadwinning Under Nextopian Timesharing tactics... heh like you actually voted independent

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Oh Angstrom messenger, cascade down this heavy sorrow objectification of ice emotions.

Gasoline means vasoline minus the itching charleston dances, fueling but never dueling varied forces of evil: Stories are 10 feet, but 10 feet under is too far to dig. Six is enough but Klingons need more. Take your haj and let it be , all for you and for your glory , take my celery and let it be yours . "Oh, I found the hamper full of clothes... but it didn't deter me. Mis- nomenclatured, I suppose" Is my favorite Dirge. Shrieking lichtenstein where are you, i will have found gretel and her pretzel ; bianca hetzel sports frocks laden in nacho queso.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Ghetto liquidation sale - Everything ends with something $ 88.88!!!

I found solace in this:

my yoke is tied to farrah faucet. my faucet doesnt work. Work shall set you free. Free is not a word socialists use. Use and abuse. Abuse the power and you take a shower. Shower the people you know with love, and you will find fourteen times that sickle cell anemia is unavoidable. Spread your wings and fly away. Away we go with trite malapropisms juxtaposed with feigned cannibalism.

So saddle up and lets ride... into the ferrocious great divide... and we'll ingest copper chloride til we are warm and rancid inside... nullify my garbage can... and try to make some rummage span, the time it takes to drive our van , to work , coldstones, and back again.


Friday, December 4, 2009

murky/ turkey have nothing in common?Poised / poisoned have nothing in common...thus and bus...Rhymes come from common places but are not commonplace.

Leftover involuntary mechanisms. Seem to build up sort of like temporary files. Maximize ram efficiency, lopping bushes along the way. No yellow road guides the weary from shrub to shrine, culled sperry bungalows thrill seekers who seek thrilled peaches, awe inspired collateral fertilizers agree yet bystanders do not. Racking each case to upper or lower, stamps grow dull and ink must be replaced: Poor baby - jut out the way, room is needed. Wrangler muppet. Non-existent portable device gulla-gulla island sporters. Fickle travesties, nickel majesties, pickle tapestries, tickle Maynistries and regular. Does not compute; pretoria.Washer drier equipped with Edwinton Spock burn victim U-451? Return to compartment and curl at 56 degree angle to achieve critical mass spectrometry. Carriages, start your horses, we've got a trail to blaze and I've only had a bagel and coffee. Huntingtron , the new and improved Furby emulator. Preston!