Monday, October 22, 2018
Mallory discontent
Ephraim, syrupcaster, estuary, revival. Turn up the music because my grandmother is in town. She tends to like the heavy metal drum solos because her pacemaker does that, "Boon-sih Boon-sih Boon sih" thing until they are n'Sync and are clicking on all (pi*r^2)*h shapes. Bread and liviiiiiing water, I will commit thenceforth all monies from wake forest etchers to the 3rd rock from the sun's stage manager for his saucy troll collection. As if you've never been up the flywheel Designated Survivor flaps. Turn on your television once in a while and you'll get transfixed by the white noise conditioner specs. Imposing as you may be, I accept your challenge. I've never turned one down, given the utter ... "gimmicks" that are the Chapman talks. Swirlies for the masses. ALL dunked. ALL soaked. Upside down and vanilla, please.
Tuesday, October 16, 2018
my Atlanta
In the manor, the speakeasy is turnt and beveling. In a manner of speaking, the regency is burnt and reveling; it's doves-down more outrageously supple than milled wheat bricktoads. It's too loud for my Atlanta. I've climbed hills and still find peace in my Atlanta. Under the bridge and near the stadia...Atlanta. Oh, that we would weep for stills and portraits of mossy oak and dark waters punctuated by oil-rubbed bronze chimera Troupes. Our wishlist, ever Guadalupe, will plough through preeminently stained vacuoles uncontested and unmarred (despite refereeing climactic post 10 year anniversary dinner pressure cooker release fights). It's easy when potential energy has been fully converted to kinetic and at the local minimum we've got an easy ride with the wind in our face. Ain't winning any Pulitzers here. I'm just trying to save you the heartache to which I'm well accustomed. It's the heartache that accompanies any miser that grapples with the hard issues while crying hysterically behind peanut butter frosted glass. Challenging times lie ahead. My Atlanta will be the subterfuge.
Friday, May 25, 2018
The Reprise
It's a sitting
churro. One of the biggest fads we've seen since Cop A and Cop B. Halt! Who
goes there? It's the worst since Bratwurst congruency test Z - undulating
hammer junctions forming in my hard belly stools. Roman University WALTER MAN
(hold the wand, point at insecurity, stiffen upper lip and claim sanctuary in
tears). Remington politique, grafted murphy jail restitution quelling Boston
Creme fears through and through, munching sarcastic termite holograms. It's in
the cards, they said, It's when Menards, they said, spreads its fiscal arms out
and hugs all ideologies in agreement with their flooring adhesive. Shure. I
will listen. Only if you use Shure. They tend to be pretty - HOLD IT BACK
BABY . The rushing waters are filled with food coloring and bullied dipole
constants. Each molecule representing an individually unchanged stock exchange
capable of running several universal economies, splitting and churning like an
opening flower, decorated with the dew of the young morning. It's november on
Saturn, which means splinter and wrench casserole is right around the corner.
"Cry uncle too early and you might be a part of the casserole": the
title of my new tawdry burp collection. Took a glance from decane combustion
rates and all of a sudden I'm a leading consultant. Fortunately, it's still
only the kind of emotional temperature where you can say goodbye quickly
without fear of being held responsible for any active recitation of Jungle
Book's main theme. Summer licking dachsund sweat! I've entrapped my ulnar nerve
and there's no respite. Additionally, my illuminated and entranced sportcoat
gelato has finally come to rest, crunchiness aside. The dust has settled. No
more time for educated federal grab-bags in tree-trunk spotted cheese chunks on
dapper man shaped spree bunks. Camper on effluent Eulogy carts spreading humble
knacks for GI Joe hunks. Incipient thrash gauges causing pressure in fertile
yak country; plow yuh-huh of course, gosh for a time until salary increases
meet meat quota gallery in-seam creases. And, when all else fails, spin
violently towards oblivion or otherworldly video game stack modules and cast
all cares upon chester gonzo Pooridge slapjack game-playing waffle reservoirs.
Wrench bits stuck in the teeth of gluttonous do-nothing Ferber executives
combusting consultant banner-led church hoppers. Mickey mouse chrome, turning
recipients of ghost-burned adaptability quotients inside out and flopping like
actors in fish "tales", as it were. Forever etched in Sri Lanka lore,
quay retro Vicks dressage enervates glib and ceramic tribunal remoulades. Mise
En Scene for the win, Jell-O, Meet: Paste-J.
Der Frieden
Der Frieden. Die Williams. Immer und immer wieder sind wir zu dieser Schlussfolgerung gelangt. Dass wir diejenigen sind, die für unser eigenes Schicksal verantwortlich sind; dass wir diejenigen sind, die dafür verantwortlich sind, eine neue Ära des Friedens einzuläuten.
Very roughly translated: The Freedom. The Williams. I'm Bird, and Bird Feeders in usage of visas take slush fund ice creams. Unfortunately, the hygienic fur of shaving cream magnate Schick isn't worth her salt. The degenerate, frumpy cow pasture spell is neither Apollo, nor the Freedom slaughterhouse.
Wednesday, May 23, 2018
Stepson yogurt prince; gmail tact and throwdown
African earmark thwarting stipulations, clause hunting and drain-mulling vestiges. Impolite killjoys are defenestrating themselves from squarely punctuated windows of jealousy. Thus, I've leapt. Falling. Word for word, books sold last year are compiling no small ledger of past differences - ready or not here the number sandwiches come - speeding on the highway and laughing hysterically as the wind removes the mayonnaise slobber from the grainy mouth. I'm wandering through his life. His life is interesting. Lots of vines hanging from the ceiling. It's dripping, but I've got BUCKETS. Whew. Food coloring makes it look like the blood of the damned. Timble swimble mcJumperton Lebron. Famous spells cast only by the most ~pause for station identification~ MMMMGHHHUURRRR I farted... special characters. Handel wouldn't even see this interwoven melody of brilliance. Fart + Sneeze + Burp - Confidence - Privacy = Shame. You know it. We all know it. We've all done it. I just make sure I've balanced my checkbook and drained my sinuses before I go all out. The books wouldn't listen, so the earmarks capitulated. The clause hunting only is as effective as your own desire for Stepson Yogurt. For that, carrying prince purse stain grapplers on one's person could burn the quadriceps so precautionary aloe is carried. Bunch. Gully bravers, and cars filtered through resin electrocution.
Monday, May 21, 2018
instant sorrow for the one who instigates
When we are thoroughly vacated and buttered mentally, we tend to cross over into meaningless trolley hunting. It spurns our maladjusted side hustles. It melds together with our sense of over-flatulated impositions. It dredges upon Mookie Betts' grandmother's grave. Horror on Horror, exponentially thrifty, undressed, rift slapping and hurt berries find it to be exceedingly erudite for the tastes of even the more cultured mudtrucks. The plumage of stained gargoyle laughers is stinking up the empty hallway in her dormitory; the solution will come when I've let go of the reason for wine cooler tannin concentrators. You once were great, but he who began four stapled packets will be sure to complete the remaining lucky number slevin. I don't know. Every time I feel this way I usually defer to the coffee. He speaks better for me than I can for myself. To live is to die and to die is gain - I've heard that before when circling the moon in my dreams.
Thursday, February 9, 2017
Caroline Whatsapp Chronicles
If you're a carpenter you can attest to wood's ability to be morphed and shaped into any desirable figure. Some shapes are more difficult to widdle or saw but for the most part, a worker who is skilled in their craft can use techniques they've mastered over the course of years to accomplish what they need to accomplish. Some craftsman are even able to use sawdust to reconstitute old projects. Oak trees tend to have more shavings. They don't flow as easily. Some people believe that cedar is stubborn; therefore plows are used. Chisels notwithstanding, paper can be worked through nonplussed procedure tappers, agreeable only by the offended party. Would you be so rind to forage the angled fascia rumblesox: The umbrage of stained cable tumult and story of the century - - as if revealed turnicate frisk polkas carry gill stuck grill chunkers. Then we come to the denouement of climaxed fracas trolleys - aspirations denoting cranberry plunked sting hedges. Be careful when considering the mass grave edwinton boiler gadget bunkmates for being sequestered for malaise tree trunk mollies, in order to qualm mayonnaise free spunk Collies. Their fur is bundled all too frenetically for even the most seasoned and peppered hedge fund analcysts. Torpedo in sunset cloth to err on sides of fun, done, but Stunned cunning. Be the man, store its change. Clip the marsh; stake her David. Open whose pulp? Vilify my name. Read the prompt? Hoard my chads. Bum the caulk; breed stemmed pigeonholes. Transpire four sconces while tipping mild cases of V.B.S. withdrawals. I'm already through and through your best shot to finding success - BOTH HERE - and abroad. Notice line 5 §890 where I proceed to inquire of standards mastery reaching unprecedented throttle.
Ay, Bee, See, Dee, Ee, Eff, Jee, Aych, Eye, Jay, Kay - mulled butter Bouillon mixer tape jerk nape for necked simpleton Accretion stirrups - stock your capsule now and this will be the norm. Ever more, your Highness; the last call for behavior modification is now - and lost brinks garnish fender pool henderson Chiefs. What a thrill! I've been selected. This means that I now have a dilemma. Vacillate between smoked sausage link chains we break, or toggle Egyptian cotton thread count conventions until Milk becomes cow paste capable of cloning Mars inhabitants' Pineal glands, Ad Hominem. Ad HOMINEM. Take back your insult for fear of cadaverine bubble trump spruces. I'm more of a gimp guy. Gives all the proper talking heads a false sense of Identification with "Oh, I was a 4.0 in high school".
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