Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Impoverished entropy inquisitors

I can feel each tanager that Crystal bear grounders, lining the periphery of linen rattlers, do in fact perceive. Cretins, my friend...Cretins. They sway and swoop to each deranged formula set in part by excalibur's sword (again - this is seen in the rapport between Maersk and Asplundh trucks) . Also addressed in this everlasting addendum of publix lemonade connoisseurs exudes prophecy of elmo's toe cheese fungus accumulations. All of a sudden, the aforementioned "What? I already had 14 popsicles. They dissolved like fire in ice, creating treachery and balloons every which way they... Kar98k random FRAY GUN (spilled cadavers) [ syntax error] " reminded me that life was worth living, even if punctuated by Baccarat table makers. Cry, cry, cry; Pour wrath on Gunther: Stories of my youth seem all too faint when compared to the Adz of Ilks unrecognized by Ceramic martyrs. It may or may not be snowing in Norway but that gives you no penitence worthy of dodging Java applet miscommunications. In other words, he really can't eat that solid of food if you keep badgering his efforts to sustain gradient proportions & cut.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

spic 'n span

Woooo..... en huxerp joof gum en ret soom car terb ? Er tun mom wasp remash , ippy , kicke , thuck spon. In continuation, breadbasket. Amidst crises pertaining to economic situation , one values effects of gilled fish more readily than fish with tar-heel junctioned spacesuits. Prophecies include wielded arts majors, grappled in tune to Don McLean's wednesday Sandwich mooritorium. Muttering whatchamacallits, jungle fever potbelly smoker "Casanova" never seems to come on time to the old folks home - Especially... especially on hummus thursday. Hahahahha its like you actually have foreseen this event happening on Laugh In.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

britain and the possibility of upheaval

Phrasing can be the most important part in deriving or determining efficacy of reports; instead another, more quizzical fashion of interrogation is to be used. Breadth determines altitude in this department. If you choose to go one way with your project, it will exceed the fault of the other party's decisions. So, it behooves the common individual to gregariously sift through all options before making a final outline for their prospectus. This is all null and void, of course, if my pet octopus won't speak with the chancellor of Parking Lot X-2323 J-iii.091 . When graphing TPS reports, see to it that your slope does not exceed 2.5. Any higher rate can result in threats to the inauguration of ghost-town garbage dispenser president OUPERTON Mookie Fisica III. That of course has yet to happen, so procede with your whooping and hollering . I mean, how many times can antpiles be disintegrated into polly-pocket hybrid lamb chops play-along and sing-a-long casette tapes? Ebay doesn't even have them in stock anymore. This is why we DOCUMENT. This is why we make note of pivotal details such as kick, punch, fruit roll up, GED, Ted Turner, catastrophe, Jeep wrangler, 401 kremlin warriors, all circulating in equilibrium with fresher vegetables and stretch armstrongs than you've ever seen in your entire death. Brevity has time to hinder tin cups and stickers. Thunder my secession. It's okay, i really didnt need my legs or arms. Just make sure you dont put them in the recycling bin this time. They belong in the biohazard chocolate factory. So, what are you doing for the sesquicentennial? I've got some hot dogs and a karaoke machine, so we could totally go fishing if you wanted to.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Envious routine ( intrinsic funjion wand sweeper)

Reaction: Don't mess with Texas. Is it even possible for these times to assimilate into waste... If immaturity will be prevalent then heck - why even saddle up partner? Filled to the brim. Creature of habits, or habit. I dont know. It really depends on the environment but if you must know, I generated the prosthetic amorphously and krill taste really good, in my opinion. You have to ambiguate and hurt the vishnu principles ... that is if your frankenfurter hasnt subsided mentally... Or, you know , what you could do is pasteurize those rebels. A good entreaty never weakened the bones of a stalwart pacifier. Hut-hut, hike into the new year with intermolecular forces unparalelled by the sore eyes of Li-Jun-Quin. Revolving door, evolving moor, resolving poor, enthralling sore, uncalling floor, restalling chore, and the bank of america ceases, but for a time. Follow, my son. Follow the common truncated fishbowl warriors. Swim to the gall bladder, and have the gall to take the swim bladder, if you please. Pope found me, i was shivering in the bathtub with a snickers bar stuck in my hair, clinging to the pile of USB cables I had accumulated during my shift at Zaxby's. Unreliance throws off jitterbug sanctions so hurry on those orders, postmaster general.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Handmade portraits, quarter tricks, INVISIBLE RIDE! (Ghost Whippin' )

...its like wandering through the very concept of wandering. Filtering out make believe and reality, distinguishing them as seperate entities, you grope along as a man in the dark. Thread the yarn, grandmother. Delight in the exquisite sequins as you befall the throes of the underpassed Jedi mind trickers. Wheat thins here, wheat thins there. Wheat thins everywhere i can see. Grope blind man, but you're not blind - just a protective coat of high octane superfluous flubber cakes. Phnom Penh's got nothin on you Danny Boy, I've got the flute pipe charango in the bag. Tools for excommunication? Perhaps. Billfold mania sepulcher cheese? Absurd. Clutter each wedding vow with dust and seaweed. Seize proprietary function of the German armed forces. When will we confront this ever present conflict of wills? When will the nymph fairy oaf in the syrup generated raincoat fashion decease? Start making sense, why don't you! I'll pick up the tab this time, Ronny. You already scored three runs and Geronimo stole those RBI's out of your federal reserve tank. Grease it with some transmission fluid. Works like a charm when Kevin Spacey contacts Life-Alert.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

The prayer of Jabez

Command center! Come in, Command center! The wolfpack is rampant once again. Tragedy has befallen our comrades in the east corridor. Unless we find the circuit breaker that controls his mind, John will find his way to our databases and hack into our brains, forcing us to eat WAY too much pudding. Thrifty, I might add. Starship troopers continually malign their forefathers' obsession with Alkaline substances. In return, the forefathers' ghosts have rather annoyingly made the habit of stealing the troopers' pillows. Such ungrateful grasshopper techniques have painted a picture of injustice throughout Buenos Aires. Oh, yeah, right. Like you've never circled the patient square that much before. You are the one that practically brought about the whole infatuation of gorilla sweat- stretched out or at least extrapolated from that entire realm. Don't act as if you were only the forerunner. You took out a loan, remember? So hypocritical.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Brandy - Helminthes - forked over from King Nebuchadnezzars 403k. BOOM!

Pterodactyls are on their way, my son. They will lift you up out of the mire into this new brave world with such creatures in it, thrusting your soul into an everlasting peace and prosperity only witnessed by that of one lucky Veranda shucker - Lawrence of Arabia. Thickness! IPOD with its sentries, deployed to the corners, gog and MAGOG- intelligence seeking Earthworms...STEVEN if you EVER undermine my chastity agreement again, I will see to it that all of your zaxby assets are liquidated. Wreath of pension... NO MORE! Disbanded into the unified space convention of the Plethoras! Don't feign disbelief ... i caught you red handed in the bushes... stealing my innocence with nothing more than a fork and a magnifying glass. Pathetic if you ask me - I was on top of things for once and you cherry picked his excellency's Sports fashion. Deny it and you die, son. Deny it.... and you die.